Stinking Shit - Coprophilia featuring Dormant HIV

I am a very selfish person. I know I should really be blogging about trends and not about my inner crab core all the time. Trust me, the trends over the few days that I haven't blogged have been a collage of humour, disgust and sheer debauchery. I will spend the next few lines summarizing one in particular.

The Coprophiliacs: My dear people of God, I know faith generally condemns judging and I am in no way morally shaming anybody because nobody holy pass. But...but...wait. First let us take a look at the dictionary meaning of the word coprophilia. According to Wikipedia, It is the paraphilia involving sexual arousal and pleasure from feces. Sexual pleasure from nsi... Igbe...poopoo my people.
Apparently, some screenshot about a girl negotiating the price for this smelling act went viral on social media. The act was to take place in Dubai. Infact, let me comb the net to bring it to you.

There you have it. See, I have vices. You do too so do not even form but one thing I can tell you is that my vice is still in diapers. Like whaaaaaa? Do not even get me started on the dormant HIV part. Plus I personally think that there was a very useless show of religious hypocrisy. The whole cover your hair with towel or blanket thingy? Go figure.
To be honest, I have no words of advice or encouragement or anything... I am as mentally harassed as you are right now.
I was going to share my disgust about the molestation issue going on in Queens' College but I think this may be a little tough for you to swallow and digest so...till next post.
Like play like play, I don dey do some kind Linda Ikeji post. lol. Just kidding.